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Ties and Offerings

A mother and her young son are walking down the church aisle at the conclusion of a worship service when she notices his clip-on bow tie is missing.  "Where's your bow tie?" she asks.

"In the offering plate."

"Why is it in the offering plate?"

"Well, the minister asked us to give our ties and offerings, so I did."