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Still In Your Pockets

"I've got good news and bad news," says the preacher on Stewardship Sunday.

"Give us the good news!" says the congregation, in unison.

"The good news is, we've got more than enough money to meet our budget."

"So what's the bad news?"

"The bad news is, it's still in your pockets."